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EXCLUSIVE: Tropical Storm Gaston

Posted: September 02, 2010 at 08:38 AM by Richard Burnett

Have you heard about Tropical Storm Gaston? Well I just did and it is pretty wild. We've got the inside scoop and you're gonna love it. When you record a video of yourself doing that, you have to expect to be caught. And you have to expect it to appear on this site. Read my lips: Tropical Storm Gaston. This article on Tropical Storm Gaston shows without a doubt that my perfect 800 on the SAT wasn't a fluke. Wow, this is really good. You need to hear about this or you will look like a total loser at the office tomorrow.

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And as Garrison Keillor once said: "God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny." Some people just do the most vile things. Scandal? Not really, but you be the judge. Yes, we broke the story earlier today: Tropical Storm Gaston. An anonymous email led to the whole thing and we've published it below. Is it true? Judge for yourself. What do you think about Tropical Storm Gaston? This is some crazy stuff. Chime in with comments and keep those Tweets coming. This reminds me of that time Paris Hilton fought that grizzly bear. An anonymous friend of ours at the Washington Post says that the press isn't telling the whole story behind this one. Cover up? Maybe. Let's go through the facts we know so far. OMFG! Yes, we broke the story yesterday, but here it is again. Twitter is blowing up with news about Tropical Storm Gaston. I mean really blowing up.

Rob Dibble [UNCENSORED PHOTOS]

Posted: September 02, 2010 at 08:31 AM by Richard Burnett

So you're thinking, "Why is everyone talking about Rob Dibble?" We've spent the last few hours investigating and you're gonna love this. I'd like to say I saw this one coming, but I am just as surprised as anyone else. Rob Dibble. Wow. Recently, some of my friends started calling me "Super Crazy Nonsense Man". I don't think it's really justified. When you type this quickly, articles just start to get a little weird. They're still quality work, though. This is definitely one of the stranger things to have happened in a while. Supertrender's senior editor handed me this assignment. Am I proud of writing a story about Rob Dibble? Not really, but it's paying the bills.

The paparazzi was there first, and we have the pictures to prove it. This is the sort of thing that makes me question my existence. We got a hold of the original picture and posted it below. Useless content like this doesn't deserve your attention. But you're pretty lame, aren't you? Yes you are. Wham, bam, thank you ma'am. The spam blogs are out in force because of the latest internet trend, "Rob Dibble". It took us a while to figure this one out, but now it's pretty obvious. The press is having a field day over this one. 24 hours a day, Supertrender's writers continue to pump out stellar articles about the news you want to read. Want to know more about Rob Dibble? You've come to the right place. (Editor: This is just his opinion, not that of SuperTrender or its parent company.) Our attorneys have advised us to take down the photos but we're going to take our chances for a few more hours.

Meghan Mccain - The Inside Scoop

Posted: September 02, 2010 at 08:29 AM by Jacquelin C. Fouts

The search of the day? "Meghan Mccain". Why? Check out this video and you'll understand. The real question is why isn't the mainstream media covering this story? Something is rotten in the state of Denmark. SuperTrender.com totally started this Meghan Mccain phenomenon, and no one is giving us credit. Back when you were watching Star Wars Kid and that stupid dancing baby, we were busy writing story after story about Meghan Mccain. Today, it finally paid off. We are gods. If she didn't want those pictures taken, she shouldn't have gone in the backyard without clothes on. (VIDEO POSTED BELOW) Yet more ridiculous mayhem, brought to you by the fine folks at Supertrender.com. The latest news about Meghan Mccain. Enjoy these and more at SuperTrender, the fastest, most accurate source of information on the internet.

Yes, we reported it earlier today on our TV show, but here it is again. Meghan Mccain. My email inbox is getting flooded with emails about Meghan Mccain. We've got the exclusive story here. Feast your eyes on this: Meghan Mccain! This is totally like, really, like, you know. Really. The enigma that is Meghan Mccain continues to spread through the internets. Why? Who cares? You want answers and we got them here. The most comphrensive story on Meghan Mccain here. Your Meghan Mccain headquarters. While our camera crew gets to the scene, we'll fill you in with all the details. Yes, more proof that this is the greatest site on the internet. Up to the second news and information. Everybody is talking about Meghan Mccain and we know why. This is the hottest story on the internet right now and for good reason.

The Truth Revealed: Laura Michelle Prestin

Posted: September 02, 2010 at 08:28 AM by Herbert Humperdink

Got questions about "Laura Michelle Prestin"? We did too, and we've answered them all below in a handy Q and A list. You're welcome.

If I hear about Laura Michelle Prestin again today, I swear to god I will puke. Twitter, Google, and Facebook are all blowing up with chatter about Laura Michelle Prestin. Seriously blowing up. Wow! We were baffled by the initial reports over at Fox News, but an anonymous source has leaked us the video below and it is some wild stuff. Wham, bam, thank you ma'am. At first this all just seems like gibberish. But when you start to read between the lines you'll realize that there's more to it. Keep reading for a while and you'll understand.

This has got to be the craziest thing I've ever heard. One of our reporters just got back from the scene. While she writes up her report, I'll fill you in with what we know so far. All the news and more regarding Laura Michelle Prestin that we could find on the internet. The definitive source for links and resources. See the video for free here. News about this is pouring in from around the internet. Everyone is talking about it. The most comphrensive story on Laura Michelle Prestin here. Your Laura Michelle Prestin headquarters. And as Garrison Keillor once said: "God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny." This is just like the time that Balki Bartokomous' cousin visited from Mypos and stole all of Balki's money. Then Larry beat the crap out of him with a 2x4 (okay I made that part up, but Laura Michelle Prestin? That's pretty messed up). SuperTrender is proud to give you the inside scoop on Laura Michelle Prestin. Yes, we've got it all here. Let me repeat: Laura Michelle Prestin.

Agent Orange - the Full Story

Posted: September 02, 2010 at 08:27 AM by Joseph K. Childress

Everyone thinks this is it, but it is not. At least I don't think so. Do you? We've been flooded with hits because of our article about Agent Orange. In fact this is most definitely the biggest story we've ever had here. What's funny is that spammers have been scraping supertrender.com for stories like this one. You want keywords? Here you go: Agent Orange! I'm a keyword-stuffing maniac. An anonymous friend of ours at the Washington Post says that the press isn't telling the whole story behind this one. Cover up? Maybe. Let's go through the facts we know so far. And as Garrison Keillor once said: "God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny."

This just in from MSNBC: (article link below). The full story is quite engrossing, but we have summed it up below into a few paragraphs. Agent Orange? We INVENTED Agent Orange. Without us, Agent Orange wouldn't exist. At least give us some credit. Wait, did someone just say "Agent Orange"? AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!! That's our secret word of the day! Looking for information about "Agent Orange"? You are one sick puppy. However, we are too, so we are proud to dish it up anyway. Read more after the fold.

Did it really happen? Who knows. But photos don't lie. I think I must have surfed through 5 pages of spam on Google before I finally figured out what the deal was with "Agent Orange" trending today. I must say that the story behind it is actually quite shocking. So what is it? This reminds me of the time Peter Griffin did that one thing. More information will be posted as it develops. No, I'm not messing with you. This really did happen. Agent Orange. Wow. The story has been verified, although we can't believe it.

Rumor: Hurricane Gaston

Posted: September 02, 2010 at 08:25 AM by Richard Burnett

You want uncensored photos of Hurricane Gaston? You got it. As always, Supertrender delivers the goods. Have you heard about Hurricane Gaston? Well I just did and it is pretty wild. We've got the inside scoop and you're gonna love it. The New York Times just reported about Hurricane Gaston and I'm quite shocked. If what they say is true (who knows) this could mean trouble. Wow, you really can't make stuff up like this. This is truly bizarre. This is totally nuts.

Yes, more proof that this is the greatest site on the internet. Up to the second news and information. Yes, we broke the story yesterday, but here it is again.

Caaaan youuuu digg iiiiit??? More news as it develops. See the video for free here. Hurricane Gaston! Hurricane Gaston! Hurricane Gaston! That's all people have been talking about today. Check out the most interesting news items related to "Hurricane Gaston" and figure out why the whole internet keep talking about it. Supertrender's senior editor handed me this assignment. Am I proud of writing a story about Hurricane Gaston? Not really, but it's paying the bills. Read the latest unless you want to skip to the full article. If you have any suggestions, please leave a comment below and we will try our best to respond. Nude photos, topless robots, and all the Hurricane Gaston you can handle. Presented in HD by SuperTrender.com.

Katie Cassidy - Exclusive Video

Posted: September 02, 2010 at 08:24 AM by Phyllis Botello

Is the photo legal? Maybe. Are we posting it here? YES! None of this appears to make any sense. Actually it does, and you just don't get it. Is this real news? No, just complete nonsense. Pages and pages of crazy nonsense. Beats lorem ipsum, though. While the rest of the internet is out searching for nude photos of Ernest Borgnine, we decided to do some real reporting, as in figuring out what the deal with Katie Cassidy is. If you'd asked me a week ago if I though I'd be seeing Katie Cassidy in the headlines, I'd have told you you're a lunatic, then I would have punched you in the head. I still want to, but am going to save it for an inopportune time, like when you're in the bathroom.

This is just like the time that Balki Bartokomous' cousin visited from Mypos and stole all of Balki's money. Then Larry beat the crap out of him with a 2x4 (okay I made that part up, but Katie Cassidy? That's pretty messed up). Look, we know that CNN, Fox, MSNBC, and even C-SPAN have reported about the Katie Cassidy story, but you heard it here first. That's right, Supertrender was reporting on this like a week ago. Just thought you should know. Our colleagues at the BBC agree: this may be the biggest story of the century. Breaking news and reports about this astonishing story. Someday we're going to look back at this and think, 'Wow, Katie Cassidy? Yet more ridiculous mayhem, brought to you by the fine folks at Supertrender.com. We were baffled by the initial reports over at Fox News, but an anonymous source has leaked us the video below and it is some wild stuff. Weird and absolutely amazing. How could this have happened? Is this all just spam? That's more of a philosophical question, and one I refuse to answer. Actually, no, this isn't spam. Not at all. Katie Cassidy! Katie Cassidy! Katie Cassidy! That's all people have been talking about today.

Emerald Isle Nc - Uncensored Photos

Posted: September 02, 2010 at 08:23 AM by Phyllis Botello

The most interesting story of the day… While our camera crew gets to the scene, we'll fill you in with all the details. I wasn't there, but I can say with some confidence that I am truly an expert on Emerald Isle Nc. I am to Emerald Isle Nc what Britney Spears is to Subway® sandwiches.

You asked for it, and we got it here. A link to the original, uncensored photo has been posted below.

(Editor: This is just his opinion, not that of SuperTrender or its parent company.) This article on Emerald Isle Nc shows without a doubt that my perfect 800 on the SAT wasn't a fluke. Read the latest stories regarding Emerald Isle Nc. Check back for updates as we keep you up to date about this trending topic. I hate to say I told you so, but did you hear about Emerald Isle Nc? Yeah, that's what I thought. Read more. (this news story via NYTimes.com). The exclusive story, only available at SuperTrender.com. We didn't win a Pulitzer for nothing. Read below for more up to date info about Emerald Isle Nc. Emerald Isle Nc is the hottest topic on the internet right now, and for good reason. I mean, seriously, people. This is volcanic. Wow, this is really good. You need to hear about this or you will look like a total loser at the office tomorrow. Ah, America. While the rest of the world reads up on science and the environment, we frantically search the internet for "Emerald Isle Nc". Well, here's the information you've been looking for—

The Final Word on North Carolina

Posted: September 02, 2010 at 08:21 AM by Kathryne Green

As reported by TMZ, the photos are legitimate. Our experts have examined them for tampering and the results are negative.

The full story is here. Yes, even that part (you know what I'm talking about). This is not what I expected to see when I woke up this morning. North Carolina. Really? Yes, we broke the story earlier today: North Carolina. An anonymous email led to the whole thing and we've published it below. Is it true? Judge for yourself. Some people just do the most vile things. Scandal? Not really, but you be the judge.

The press is having a field day over this one. Tired of hearing about North Carolina? We are too, but this story is just too juicy to pass up. What do you think about North Carolina? Leave a comment below. Twitter is blowing up with news about North Carolina. I mean really blowing up. The most comphrensive story on North Carolina here. Your North Carolina headquarters. The whole internet is buzzing about this story and we couldn't help but chime in with our opinion. This is just like the time that Balki Bartokomous' cousin visited from Mypos and stole all of Balki's money. Then Larry beat the crap out of him with a 2x4 (okay I made that part up, but North Carolina? That's pretty messed up). We have an exclusive photo for all those who can't wait. These are the most exciting stories we have found all over the web. We'll keep you updated on this hourly. We've published the original, undoctored photo below (warning: it's probably NSFW).

Tameka Cottle Story an Internet Hoax?

Posted: September 02, 2010 at 08:20 AM by Phil B. Tarnowski

E! Online says not to believe anything you hear about Tameka Cottle, but unlike them, we've seen the original video, and it's quite insane. What's up with people searching for "Tameka Cottle"? Well, we've figured it out and it is pretty surprising. When I was young, I spent a summer up in the mountains of Tibet. For 5 days and nights I journeyed to the top of the tallest peak, where I met an old monk. He smiled and told me, "All you need to know I can sum up with these words: Tameka Cottle." Now I understand. This reminds me of the time Peter Griffin did that one thing. Yes, we broke the story yesterday, but here it is again.

Tameka Cottle! That's all I've been hearing all day. As far as I can tell, this is the only photo floating around the internet. But we just uncovered another and it's much better. No, I'm not messing with you. This really did happen. Tameka Cottle. Wow. You think none of this makes any sense, like it's all gibberish and spam, but really--and I hate to be the one to break this to you--you're just not very literate.

Yes, this is the uncensored version of the sizzling hot photo that's been floating around the internet. Someday, I'll be telling my grandkids, "You think you've got problems, at least you didn't have to deal with Tameka Cottle". Just in: the latest news and tweets about Tameka Cottle. Chicago Tribune, San Francisco Chronicle, Guardian articles below. Some people just do the most vile things. Scandal? Not really, but you be the judge. We've got the full story below. OMFG!